1.The End of an Act
Lyricist：Randolph S Parker
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more then that movie missed the point
And that's an awful lot girl
And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say
Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better then Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
And that shitty movie too
Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies
I guess Perl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more then I miss you
2.Montage
Lyricist：Randolph S Parker
The hours approaching, just give it your best
And you've got to reach your prime
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us a passage of time
We're gonna need a montage
(Montage)
Ooh it takes a montage
(Montage)
Show a lot of things happing at once
Remind everyone of what's going on
(What's going on？)
And with every shot you show a little improvement
To show it all would take to long
That's called a montage
(Montage)
Oh we want montage
(Montage)
And anything that we want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You need a montage
(Montage)
Even rocky had a montage
(Montage)
Montage
Montage
Anything that we want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You need a montage
(Montage)
Ooh it takes a montage
(Montage)
Always fade out in a montage
If you fade out, it seem like more time
Has passed in a montage
Montage
3.Only a Woman
Lyricist：Randolph S Parker
I need this, I need love, I need you
I don't need one heartbeat, I need two
There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do
Only a woman can brighten up my day
Only a woman can touch me the right way
Only a woman is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman
I like rain, I like ham, I like you
You're around, you're right here, so you'll do
I'm wanna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true
Only a woman can brighten up my day
Only a woman can touch me the right way
Only a woman is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman
And on Saturdays when I've been partyin' hard
And it's 4 in the morning, I'm on my fifth tab of e
That's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman
Right now only a woman can brighten up my day
Only a woman, do it just the right way
Only a woman should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman, just any old woman or a man
4.America, Fuck Yeah
Lyricist：Randolph S Parker
America
America
America, fuck yeah!
Coming again to save the mother fucking day, yeah
America, fuck yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeah
Terrorist your game is through 'cause now you have to answer too
America, fuck yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America, fuck yeah!
What you gonna to do when we come for you now
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
Fuck yeah!
McDonalds, fuck yeah!
Wal-Mart, fuck yeah!
The Gap, fuck yeah!
Baseball, fuck yeah!
NFL, fuck yeah!
Rock and roll, fuck yeah!
The Internet, fuck yeah!
Slavery, fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Starbucks, fuck yeah!
Disney world, fuck yeah!
Porno, fuck yeah!
Valium, fuck yeah!
Reebok's, fuck yeah!
Fake tits, fuck yeah!
Sushi, fuck yeah!
Taco Bell, fuck yeah!
Rodeos, fuck yeah!
Bed bath and beyond
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah
Liberty, fuck yeah!
White Slips, fuck yeah!
The Alamo, fuck yeah!
Band-aids, fuck yeah!
Las Vegas, fuck yeah!
Christmas, fuck yeah!
Immigrants, fuck yeah!
Popeye, fuck yeah!
Demarcates, fuck yeah!
Republicans
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah
Sportsmanship
Books
5.North Korean Melody
Lyricist：Jamie Dunlap, Jeff Faustman, Scott Nickoley, Trey Parker
Kim jung il yo
Kim jung il yo
Kim jung il im shil yong ping
Pee la shil pang ping
Judith budong, Judith bing
Bai dong ping pong ping
Judith ping pong, Judith
Bai lof jumeep ju be dop me choo
Boi jing por me bop ching pong mee
Buddith ching pong eeee
Shyaa yong pong ping
Shyaa yong pong pong
Shyaa yong pong ping
Hai yong pong pong
Chai yong pong ping
Chai yong pong ping
Chai yong pong ping
Chai yong pong pong
6.I'm So Ronery
Lyricist：Randolph S Parker
I'm so ronery, I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry
And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me
There's nobody I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry, but not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage
I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a shit
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery, I'm so ronery
7.Everyone Has AIDS
Lyricist：Randolph S. Parker, Marc Shaiman
Everyone has AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
Everyone has AIDS
And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend, my only true pal
My only bright star
(He died of AIDS)
Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS
My Father
(AIDS)
My sister
(AIDS)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend
(AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
The gays and the straights and the white and the spades
Everyone has AIDS
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue
(AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you
(AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do
(AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
We gotta break down these barricades, everyone has
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
....
8.America, Fuck Yeah (Bummer Remix)
Lyricist：Randolph S Parker
America
America
America, fuck yeah
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day, yeah
America, fuck yeah
Freedom is the only way, yeah
Terrorist your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer too
America, fuck yeah
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls
America, fuck yeah
What you going to do when we come for you now
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
Fuck yeah
McDonalds, fuck yeah
Wal-Mart, fuck yeah
The Gap, fuck yeah
Baseball, fuck yeah
NFL, fuck yeah
Rock and roll, fuck yeah
The Internet, fuck yeah
Slavery, fuck yeah
Fuck yeah
Starbucks, fuck yeah
Disney world, fuck yeah
Porno, fuck yeah
Valium, fuck yeah
Reeboks, fuck yeah
Fake Tits, fuck yeah
Sushi, fuck yeah
Taco Bell, fuck yeah
Rodeos, fuck yeah
Bed bath and beyond
(Fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Liberty, fuck yeah
White Slips, fuck yeah
The Alamo, fuck yeah
Band-aids, fuck yeah
Las Vegas, fuck yeah
Christmas, fuck yeah
Immigrants, fuck yeah
Columbine, fuck yeah
Democrats, fuck yeah
Republicans
(Fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
9.Freedom Isn't Free
Lyricist：Randolph S Parker
What would you do
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom
What would you do
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice
Would you think about all them people
Who gave up everything they had
Would you think about all them War Vets
And would you start to feel bad
Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will？
What would you do
If someone told you to fight for freedom
Would you answer the call
Or run away like a little pussy
'Cause the only reason that you're here
Is 'cause folks died for you in the past
So maybe now it's your turn
To die kicking some ass
Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will？
You don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will？
Oo, buck 'o five
Freedom costs a buck 'o five
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